Giving Advice.

*Write an advice about something.

-I'm too tired, since last week I have no time to sleep. My routine has been too hard, and I think it will keep in that way about two weeks. Do you know how it feels?

-Well, I think so. What I do when I have problems to sleep is to program my alarm clock to ring when I have slept in multiples of 90 minutes. For example, if I went to bed at 12:00a.m. And I have to go school at 7:00a.m. What I do is to program the cellphone at 4:30a.m. And the alarm clock at 6:00a.m. If the first one does not work, the second will almost always do the job. The 90mins multiples is about something I read about the REM sleep cycle. I have understood that REM cycle does a change each 90mins, so it's better to put the wake up alarm in that time because the REM cycle disables the ear sense. And if you force the things and you wake up at the middle of a REM cycle (someone has to slap you on the face), no matter if you have 10 hours sleeping, you'll feel tired in all ways. You can try that, I have found it true.

*The author is not an expert about the theme, so use your criteria.

Advertising something

Write an +50 words advert:

*Disclaimer: All data in this advert is unreal and any appereance with realty is coincidence.

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Describe the characters.

Describe the characters on page 9:

• Joanna is an old woman, she has white hair, she is short, a little bit fat and she has a white complexion.

• Ann is a old woman too. She is tall and slim, and, like Joanna, has white hair too.

• Sam is short, and he has dark brown, long, curly hair, he has a informal style and has beard and mountache.

• Chris has short, dark brown curly hair, he is tall and has a big smile.

• Laura is a young woman, she has shoulder *lenght length, blonde, straight hair, she is slim, short and pretty.

• Alex has short, *dark straight *dark hair, he is thin, medium height, he has beard and moustache.

• Helen has long, *weavey wavey, dark brown hair, she is tall and slim.

• Tim has short, brown hair, and a moustache, he is slim, medium height. He looks like a boring person.

• John has red, short hair. He has beard and glasses. He is tall and looks very serious and elegant.

• Peter has short, dark, straight hair, he is tall and has strong build.

All corrections made by Teacher Joe.*

Connotación y Denotación

Connotación básicamente es la aplicación de significados subjetivos distintos al establecido o literal. Utilizado por ejemplo en las metáforas.

Denotación se refiere al significado conceptual, objetivo,  literal de una palabra o frase. Utilizado por ejemplo en los diccionarios.

Fuentes:

http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denotación

http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connotación

http://www.wordreference.com/definicion/connotación

http://www.wordreference.com/definicion/denotacion

http://es.shvoong.com/humanities/165293-denotación-connotación/

How would i like to be...

 Well, *i I don't want to be obvious, but the nature of the *cuestion question lets me do that. I would like to find the way to make legal money, easy and fast. With a supertopsecretmagicformula for bussiness that *i I still have no idea how works, or where to start looking for it... XD

Getting that, my plan is very easy, *i I would like to buy a company, for example, a clothe manufacturing, then *i I'll buy some people at Gobierno del Estado, and they will keep buying my clothes at the price *i I want the next 4 years, more or less. Repeating this schema with three or four kind of companies will let me stop working.

So *i I will buy a little boat, *i I'll take my girlfriend and *i I'll take a little vacation, lets say about three months. I want to browse all the Mar de Cortés. Of course, *i I'll pay to some people to go with me and teach me how to browse the boat, and how to fish and things like that. Because *i I don't know how to fish, and less about browsing a boat. x_x

Finishing the Vacation, *i I want to go studying to Germany three years. There *i I want to concentrate in getting a suscription into a gym, going to partys and grow at college, and make some international bussiness with German people to get even more money, and even more rich. 8-)

Three years later *i I want come back México and make four or five “movements” to keep me rich the next six years. I'll be about 29 at those days. So *i I'll go back to Germany to get a German girl and get married. I want to have a child, have a happy family.

Of course, that about the fammily won't works, and *i I'll get divorced. Then I will make a World Wide travel, to Japan, Russia, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, Chile, Argentina, Perú and Canada. Three months for each place.

And then.....

I will take a little time to think about what's next...

But summarizing *i I want to be rich, well trained for life and bussiness, attractive, simpatic, and overall free like wind.

All corrections and comments are corrections by Teacher Joe.*

Updated 30/sep/09

Little Child History

I came into this world at 1:45p.m. *in on September 5th, 1984. That day was Wednesday and like here today, the weather was hotter than hell in Obregón Sonora.

Firstborn into a young family, *i I was a superhappy baby until my brother Raúl *borned was born two years later, *w We used to fight a lot, but now we are good friends. I was a happy child, shy with girls and friendship with boys, at *kinder kinter garden *i I was part of the school escort, moderately good student, and superfan of ninja turtles, Donatello was my favorite.

I have no memories about details of that city, *i I only remember that my street that was placed into a suburban zone, two or three things about the area and Daniel, a unique character, sometimes friend, sometimes enemy. I remember something about a girl too, her name is Rosa, lovely and commonly called Rosita, she was indescribably beautiful, her long brown hair used to have a slow motion movement, and her pink smile completely stopped the rest of the world. Once *i I had the opportunity to take her hand, and walk with her into a march-past, *i I remember that day like one of the most wonderful days of my life. I loved her with all the honest, clean and pure love that only children can offer, she was my first true love but like you can imagine, she never knew about that. I have no idea about her destiny.

There was my superfriend Daniel. He was a problematic child and we had a bittersweet friendship, we used to drive our bikes kilometers and kilometers far away, trough the Seed Fields, sometimes burning things, playing races, jumping ramps and things like that. He is with me in all my memories about the neighborhood. I remember one water channel, used to irrigate the seed fields, people used that place to sheltering of the heat, there was a lot of trees and obviously water, *i I got a lot of fun there with children that *i I can't remember. We used to visit a park, placed into another neighborhood, between the water channel and my neighborhood, we had a lot of friends there, and we used to play a lot of obsolete games that children simply don't like in this days, like marbles, yo-yo and trompos, la traes, and a lot of things like that.

I don't know why, but Daniel was horribly explosive, most of the times he was nice and he was skinny and short, so he wasn't able to fight with me because *i I always had been a little fat boy and only in those times, tall. However, when he used to explote, nothing was able to stop him, he used to break everything, and after unsuccessful tries to make him calm down, first nicely, fighting later, he used to run away and always defeated me blowing me with stones. He has an extraordinary talent to do that. Our moms always got angry because of that, and they kept angry for weeks and other next day, Daniel and me were playing like always. Like Rosita, *i I know nothing about him.

I know that world no longer exist, but sometimes *i I would like to get back into it. Unfortunately my parents sold that house years ago, and however that part of my history is closed.

All corrections and comments done by Teacher Joe*

Updated 30/sep/09

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Manifestación este Domingo 6 de septiembre

Movimiento estudiantil Pro-UABCS

CONVOCA:

A todos los estudiantes de la UABCS inconformes a una reunión informativa y manifestación pacifica este Domingo 06 de Septiembre en el kiosco del malecón con el fin de seguir mostrando nuestro descontento ante la penosa situación de nuestra Máxima casa de estudios (UABCS).

No dejemos que sigan violentando nuestros derechos y truncando nuestro futuro, ayúdanos a seguir creciendo en pro de nuestra universidad, ya no queremos seguir siendo ignorados.

Recuerden que nosotros no apoyamos a ninguna de las partes involucradas en el actual conflicto, tampoco somos a fines a ningún partido político y no queremos molestar a terceros, nosotros somos un movimiento estudiantil independiente nacido del hartazgo de las continuas huelgas, solo queremos que sean restablecidas las clases en nuestra universidad.

¡Ven y acompáñanos! ¡Únete a esta causa justa! ¡Ayúdanos a recuperan nuestra Universidad!

No olvides llevar mantas, cartulinas manifestando tu inconformidad, pero siempre con respeto y ponles ingenio que lo importante es hacernos notar…

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